stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back of a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via harkeen)

timblanks:

which one are you?

(via foccsii)

(Source: maaarine, via atheistj)

froakev:

The future is now

froakev:

The future is now

(Source: kyousaya, via luciferofficial)

curiousobsession101:

This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.

(Source: clarabosswald, via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

orbem:

when the bae is horny but u sleeping

orbem:

when the bae is horny but u sleeping

(via foccsii)

cute-whales:

Jealous of the dog

cute-whales:

Jealous of the dog

(via seaworld-secrets)

Anonymous said: why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!

bamonbrigade1:

sarcasticfina:

ugh

image

deadjosey:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

the end of Men in Black

deadjosey:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

the end of Men in Black

(Source: humortrain, via blowupthebarricade)

(Source: d-r-e-a-r-y, via sc4rymmary)